Hernandez Middle School Staff, To which Miguel could only reply: "Small world, isn't it?". the golf pro asked, "what's that? "Would you like to join us and make a foursome?" Fair Lawn Schools Employment, I feel terrible! Masonic Dinner Graces and Prayers The Ashlar Company - Masonic Shop For the good of the craft. of the LORD for ever. ", The starter was apologetic. Hi folks. But Jim-Bob started to get a little worried when they began wandering a bit, the caddie seemingly unsure of the exact location. We start our prayer by asking God to bless us, not our food! Thank you for this food, may you bless it to our bodies. People who were brought up with some kind of grace before a meal often remember it as a time of reflection and calm, a moment to savour and celebrate. When he found his ball, it was right up against one of the greenskeepers buildings. ", "You know I love you, honey," Ray replied. You'd cheat me and lie to me, for what? SOMEONE (Tune: Tavern in the Town) Lord, we know without a doubt you'll bless this food as we pig out. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. First, we thank you for the day. Feedback | Terms of Use, Privacy Policy & Cookie Policy, Posted by: user356537 | Fri 18th Nov 2011 11:19 |, re: Pre-Dinner Golfing Garce - Any Suggestions, click here to visit our new & improved forum system >>>. "I owe you a huge 'thank you.' On Sunday, the preacher awoke, called his deacon, and said, "I'm terribly sick today, and will not be able to offer service. In a special way, We praise You for (name). Who made the sea and shore; Thy goodness constantly we prove, And grateful would adore; And, if it please Thee, Power above! I recall being creased up with laughter at some of the brilliant ones I've heard, but I'm not able to penetrate the port-driven haze and remember any of them! Amazingly, members of the tribe still told tales of their ancient forebears who followed a daily ritual with clubs and balls until tragedy struck. Holi. At that exact moment up in Heaven, Saint Peter was looking down. that You call man.Can this be an island, Lord ?A place of grace and charm.Away from daily trouble Lord,away Love music (classic rock, New Age), but can't sing. The Golfers And, if it be your Will, a good score Although I was honored to have been asked to return thanks, I really wasn't sure what I should pray about. Cousin Buddy (When we were kids, my Cousin Buddy from Ohio would always say this prayer.) ", The police officer replied in a very serious and stern manner: "Your ball, sir, flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. "Almighty Father, We thank You for all the gifts You have given to us. ", "Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor.". After Lee hits a great drive, right down the middle, Gary steps up and promptly hooks a ball into deep rough and trees. "Found my ball!" He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very challenging holes. A Golfer's Prayer. You don't have to bow heads, close eyes, or chant. Step back. "They couldn't afford the green fees.". "Heavenly Father, bless this food, and bless our friends and family who've come to dine with us today. ". The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. ", Jack says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. You really are something. Still grant us, with such store, The friend we trust, the fair we love-. The people in our lives bring us such joy, and we are grateful for time spent in . "Did you happen to hook your tee shot?" You painted the placid pond. James teed up the ball on No. Ray asked Debra what she thought. ", "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal repied. Every single Sunday morning for years. Looking directly into Debra's eyes, he asked, "How old are you and your husband?". As they soon realized, this young woman was a fabulous golfer. Their wonderment grew with each passing day as they revealed more of what had been hidden by the jungle for millennia. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.". Surely you are going to do something? ", Tiger replies, "I believe you're in my seat.". greenOh God, I know You are a golfer,Your work does thus demand.It seems Your only handicap,is this thing These blessings join together today in the sport, Golf. May brotherly 6. "Consider it done," the genie said. Contact Us | all good things come from you. , attractive , professional , shy , good sense of humor . In fact, Ray has been teaching Debra to play, and this is going to be her first full 18 holes of golf. The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime . Grace One. Found inside Page 269SWM - 31 , 6'1 " , 170 lbs . ", The policeman's voice was rising with consternation. "I hooked mine into the woods, left," DeShaun said, "while my wife hit a huge slice that flew into a cow pasture on the right side of the hole.". And all bills paid!". So he agreed to the bet, and the pro and Marvin headed to the first tee to start their match. The paths of our lives are filled with peaks and valleys. 10 Grace before meals prayer 1) Our heavenly Father, we come before you today to thank you for the food we are about to eat. of the LORD for ever. Amen Father, thank you for allowing us to share this meal together. "I'm so sorry!" William ", "No, Mother Superior," says the nun. Grant us a portion of your power, smoothness and accuracy. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. Simply call everyone's attention for a moment and just say thank you. be runneth over.Surely birdies and eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life:and I will dwell in the clubhouse and golfers leave as friends ! ", Nicklaus sighed. A multi-ethnic, multi-generation family sitting down at a table holding hands with eyes closed and saying a prayer before having a meal outside on a patio in the sun. And trying to hack his way out of the rough, Bill had dug a trench a foot deep. a place where love extends. Golfshake Apps | Do you have style & grace? the wife valiantly asks. After Lee hits a great drive, right down the middle, Gary steps up and promptly hooks a ball into deep rough and trees. For our family and our friends. Thanks for bringing this Buddhist proverb into the mix! I must have been inspired from above. And when the ball rolls into the hole Funny "Ode To Golf" written on real golf green, laminated and mounted on solid oak plaque is ideal gift for golfing enthusiast. The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off, and becomes paralyzed for the rest of his life, but survives the fall. where I discover things I never knew were there, He said something about winning a trophy & sticking it up Tigers bl##ck arse! He just couldn't see far enough to help me find all my shots. Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. 'Levator labii superioris, alaeque nasi, Amen'. Livia Weaver learned this song when she lived in an orphanage in Haiti. That's interesting," the genie said. The sunlight is dimmed by all the overhanging branches and vines. John Milton 1608-74. Gary shouts out triumphantly. "I'm sorry. Now here is a challenge, I have been asked to say grace before a function I am attending next week. Bill exploded. 39, with warmth, wit and integrity, seeks warm, pretty, unpretentious woman with humor, grace and heart. Miguel and Wesley are playing golf at their favorite course, but on every hole they are being held up by a twosome of women who are always half a hole ahead. where I learn that some things New York Magazine - Sep 14, 1992 - Page 194 Finally, she said, "Gentlemen, I'm very happy that none of you tried to give me advice before this. would make today heavenly! Found inside Page 137NYM D131 Asian-American Beauty Bright, sensitive, enterprising woman with style and grace. "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. "I was playing golf with my wife," DeShaun replied. humorous grace before meals golf. A week later, Jim-Bob returned. Our sport is a tough one to master, which perhaps helps explain why golf jokes are such a part of the game. Is it the game the balance between grace and skill and power, Here is one of our own preachers committing this sin, on a Sunday no less. "I can't hit that shot. The brush is terribly thick and tearing at Dan's clothes. But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. Scuba Certification; Private Scuba Lessons; Scuba Refresher for Certified Divers; Try Scuba Diving; Enriched Air Diver (Nitrox) Help | Say "Hello" and make a "connection" before you start your talk. 8. Dear Lord Give me the power to sink a putt So big, that even I When telling of it afterwards Will never need to lie. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee. Found inside Page 62Letter Written, March 29, 1945 Reprinted in "The Town at the End of the Road" Grace H. Bean 1983 he compact, but the arrival of both golf and tennis in the Valley before the turn of the century indicates a long-standing commitment Click here to view the new forum & register for free. The team of archeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle for months and months, clearing choking undergrowth away from the faint traces of the great Lost City. that You call man.Can this be an island, Lord ?A place of grace and charm.Away from daily trouble Lord,away Up in heaven, St. Peter was very upset. The preacher teed it up, and hit a pretty fair drive, low and straight. Just when I'm certain that you are going to offer up the perfect punishment to befit the sin, you instead go and reward him with a once-in-a-lifetime shot? He said something about winning a trophy & sticking it up Tigers bl##ck arse! Site Map | Play you for $5?" each moment of today's outing: May Bless our staff, our officers, our champions, our duffers. 12 x 10" Mounted. But once at the course, he knew he was beat. A week later, Jim-Bob returned. !Thou hast made the sand, the grass the trees,and gently in the tallest oak,You waft a gentle breeze.You drew 146 satisfied customers. What are your wishes? Like Arnold, I believe in hard work. The golf pro figured that whatever 'gotchas' were, giving up only two of them was no big deal - especially if one had to be used on the first tee. Almighty God, as we play through our 18 holes of life, we pray that you will give us a drive that's both long enough to reach our goals, and yet straight enough to keep us out of trouble. "I was walking around among the cows," DeShaun explained, "when I spotted something white on the backside of a heifer. Can this be an island, Lord ? Anyone know of an appropriate Golfing grace? was ever there such beauty, Lord Stay off your thighs! Golfshake Apps | - Alice Cooper. Carpenito 12/23/07+. "And these thy gifts from thy bounty". Rhyming Mealtime Prayer #4 - For the World so Sweet Thank you for the world so sweet. Cleaning. I could give you a guest pass and you could have it all to yourself. "I prefer to select my own clubs and make my own putts without advice from men. "Are you the people who broke my window?" I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans. Work With Us | I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. Prefer running to walking (unless uphill). is this thing that You call man. A Simple Thank You Will Do. "What matters most it that your health is blessed, and we shall all pray for you today.". His ball had always fallen short, into the water. O thou, in whom we live and move-. ", God can't help but see the essential goodness of Palmer, and offers him a seat to his left. He set off down the fairway, walking towards the women. May we always play with honor. When they open the door, the damage caused by Debra's errant shot was obvious. Finally, she said, "Gentlemen, I'm very happy that none of you tried to give me advice before this. The pro had lost to Marvin! About Us; Staff; Camps; Scuba. Before I start my speech, the management of this hotel have asked me to point out that the sign in the gents 'Wet Floor,' is a warning not an instruction. Found inside Page 368 430 707 , 1203 , 1208 Guest , 516 , 1131 Government , United States , 628 Guest , dinner , 1177 Government bureau , 819 Guest , hotel , 538 Governor , 919 Guest of honor , 831 1023 Gown , wedding , 725 Guest towel , 369 Grace . When we are on the top of our peaks, we I came across this grace but it just doesn't work any more! "All the seniors we hired live at the old folks' home down the road. Heard a good multi-cultural blessing a while back; Not strictly a grace, but my favourite benediction is: No longer for satisfaction shall they wait, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?t=81297. I've always liked "God bless this bunch as they crunch their lunch". A Breakfast Prayer. A nurse and a doctor rushed over to help him to an examining room. 7. Thank You for bringing us together on Christmas day to share a meal. But his eyes were bad. our drives straight as aces, Funny how things change. golfers leave as friends ! "One of them is my wife and the other is my mistress! Home. I've always struggled with whether to pray before dinner. Even at a multi-generational meal, the homeowner of the house where everyone has gathered is the host. the feel of the breeze across my face? He and his wife both hit their tee shots on the first hole off line. It didn't matter what the weather was like. Before Dinner Grace : Through Adam's sin cursed was the ground By sweat the farmer works year round We eat the plants he grows, from birth until we die and rest in earth Our lives are fields - if sown with sin Destruction then flows from within to please the Spirit then should be our aim, to reap eternal life again O Lord - the Common, Moor and Sea Chuck was a sensitive man and an upstanding citizen. Help us to be willing to stand by - and not play through - those in genuine need. "Oh, no apology necessary!" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient. It has been a joy working for you over the past 22 years. greenOh God, I know You are a golfer,Your work does thus demand.It seems Your only handicap,is this thing A place of grace and charm. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. the bubbling little brook.You painted the placid pond.You sigh the deepest twilight. You can't get out of this stuff with an 8.". He thought to himself, "I haven't missed a Sunday service in 17 years of preaching. Fun Prayers Before Meals for Kids THANK THEE HEAVENLY FATHER (Tune: We Are Climbing Jacob's Ladder) Thank Thee, Thank Thee, Heavenly Father. 10 and hit the exact shot he had hit a week before. "How could you possibly have been injured this severely playing golf with your wife?" Prayer I hope that when I reach Heaven I can still play golf. We follow the Quaker tradition of "silent grace" before meals: All present join hands in a circle around the table, and are silent for perhaps a minute. "No way," James said. Grace, 14, says her mother is outgoing, funny and very caring. As he kneeled at the pew, Tom whispered a prayer: "Oh Lord, thank you for everything - my health, my wife and my golf game. ball rolls into the holefor that wonderful par,help me to realize that all good things come from you. 22 August 2008 at 7:07PM in Special occasions & other celebrations. I believe in giving. not whiff.He maketh me to drive straight down green fairways:He leadeth me over the still waters.He restoreth But by the eighth hole, Bill was already 24-over par. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head. Give us this day our daily bread. But for turkey braised, The Lord be praised. FLYER Club Member. Brent Kelley is an award-winning sports journalist and golf expert with over 30 years in print and online journalism. God's Grace. 18, the starter asked him how it went. ", "Wow, this is amazing!" His wife was still in bed when he got there, so he took off his clothes, snuggled up to his wife's backside and said "Terrible weather out there. ", "Yeah," his wife replied, "and can you believe my idiot husband went golfing?". please?!?! Sure enough, Debra hits her tee shot and the ball curves straight for the house. A medical friend when suddenly asked to say grace at a dinner intoned in a suitably serious voice:-. Everyone agreed it was a good idea. It was just a few degrees above freezing, and the rain was coming down steady and icy cold. One day a week, the club replaced all its regular caddies with senior citizens. Then, on the No. "I was playing golf with my wife," DeShaun replied. ", Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. "No kidding. And finally, when we've putted out on the 18th green, we pray that we will have demonstrated the integrity of our character, so that you will judge us worthy enough to join your threesome and play eternally on your heavenly course. "Well," Chuck said, "I think I'll try opening my stance a little.". "Because," Lee replies, "I've been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!". But above all, O Lord, bestow on them a saving Useful Links. That driver's car went out of control and spun into a guard rail, where five other cars hit it. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. ", Growing more exasperated, the wife continued asking: "Would she be driving my car?". We can offer to make him a cardinal, then ask him to play the Israeli prime minister as your personal representative. where I learn that I have friends Funny prayers that rhyme. Rub-A-Dub-Dub. "Look how narrow that gap is!" Beneath the fog, beneath the mist, But once at the course, he knew he was beat. "Consider it done," the genie said. When facing outward on lifes "I would, but on one condition," replied the lovely young woman. May thankful for thy mercies be; Teach us to know by whom we're fed; Bless us with Christ, the living bread. "I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness," said Nicklaus. Found inside Page 155Conversations Long-standing dinner parties - professional singles. Before Dinner Grace? Thank God for the Grub. Tony A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play. the Mother Superior asks. where I learn that there is a time to walk softly, are better left alone. ", I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled, "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee. I have heard goofy/funny people called douchebags so many times. - Variation on a Native American thanksgiving. O God, who made the earth round and hurled it into space with infinite power and accuracy, bless us who are gathered here tonight, whose aim it is to imitate your divine action on the golf course. ball rolls into the holefor that wonderful par,help me to realize that all good things come from you. For the first time in years, Bob headed back home on a Sunday morning. Found inside Page 176Sense of humor (can you laugh at yourself)? Growing Up. Dear lord, for drives that soar, and chips that hold. asks the Mother Superior. All the legal elements are present in this funny wedding script, but laughter is encouraged along the way. "You must be the worst caddie in the history of golf!" The mermaid opens the vest she's wearing, reaches in and pulls out an ice-cold beer. Imagine, ancient tribal peoples playing golf! The doctor was incredulous. Later, on the beautiful practice green, the preacher fit right in but couldn't help feeling conspicuous. The men were wondering who would have the nerve to give her advice! You waft a gentle breeze. "Well, Your Holiness, I don't like to brag, but even though I've played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. The 10 Manners of Saying Grace Amazingly Well 1. "Well, no," says the nun. from daily harm ?We pray that this may be, dear God,a place where love extends.Where travelers come as strangersand A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. ", Tom was ecstatic, "That's wonderful! Original Vintage 1920's Children's Book Plate Illustration Of Grace Before Meals, Mounted & Matted In A Choice Of Coulors. A young man, his father and his grandfather were about to tee off to start their round when an incredibly good-looking woman walked up to the tee box. Adam Sandler Movies Ranked Found inside Page 135Wust \ww.ca *Q-curly blond, amber eyes, swwwg, "t, fun female - seeks educated wokessional male, 50s, 5'10" plus, iot woves, meals, museums, more. Share these at your holiday table or just your regular dinner table! "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through.". Jeff The find of the century, the archeologists thought. Golf gives us an opportunity to be in the great outdoors. These are my notes from his retirement dinner: BASIL PROUDFOOT RETIREMENT DINNER Date Friday 28th February 2003. Golfer's Prayer Control their approaches and guide their putts. Then God turns to Nicklaus and says, "What do you believe? hills, the valleys, the winding wood,inspire a soul to sing,was ever there such beauty, Lordwhere rolls the emerald He drifts onto a deserted island, where he is stranded, all alone. 175 Posts. "Well what makes you so sure I'm cheating and lying, anyway?" When your golf ball broke the bottle, I finally was set free! Jim-Bob was a little worried, but his concerns disappeared after his first tee shot. So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was going to make his dream come true. Finally, God turns to Woods: "And you, Tiger, what do you believe? Saying grace connects us with those who are responsible for bringing us our food. Carpenito 12/23/07+ ISO a S/DWPF/NS who is slim/fit, 30-40, attractive, with a healthy attitude and a great sense of humor. Open our minds and hearts to the lessons this game can teach us about life.. that we shouldn't give up after a few bad holes, because things will probably get better if we just keep trying. for what I lack,and when I find the water, where I learn that some thingsare better left alone.And when the Replace that old ball with a brand new one.". Ready to laugh, then? Prepare for giggles at the end of this one. May we always stay in bounds. BlueSkiesGolf $29.95 Golfer Prayer Hand Embroidery in Frame TYDbyAllisonKane (76) $100.00 FREE shipping Vintage 1989 "Golfer's Prayer" Kitschy Cute Framed Cross Stitch Blessed art Thou oh Lord our God It could be raining and cold, but Bob didn't care. Let slaves rejoice, for their Master is born. ", God replied, "Don't worry Pete, I've got it all figured out.". "Have we not," he asked, "a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel? ", Brandon hurries over to the edge of the ravine and yells down, "What's the matter Dan? Athletic competition is a very human endeavor. Lengthen their woods and straighten their irons. + "Well," the pro said, "I took the club back on the first tee, and as I started my downswing, Marvin knelt behind me, reached up between my legs and grabbed my crotch, and yelled 'Gotcha!' More colours. Later, on the beautiful practice green, the preacher fit right in but couldn't help feeling conspicuous. So, that's just what we're going to do now. "I lost to Rabbi Woods by three strokes.". Amen -- A T (Sandy) Morton on the Bicycle Island In the Global Village http://www.millport.net John 17 years ago http://www.golfshake.com/scripts/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/regular_smile.gif" title="smiley" />. user410273. An Irish friendship wish - fill the hearts of friends. Lord, help us all to praise You and give You glory Through Jesus Christ our lord. Blessed be our mother earth, our father sky and sun. "Why, yes, it did," said Chuck. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. +A Golfers Psalm I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields.". (8) 17.00 FREE UK delivery. Gathered together below are a number of short prayers for meal times from different traditions of the Christian faith, featuring Anglican and Celtic graces (including the "Selkirk Grace"). He succumbed to temptation and accepted the invitation. 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